Thursday 30 December 2010

Xmas 2010 Menu

  • Chicken drumlets in honey & soy
  • Beijing "lobah" duck
  • Cha siu
  • Potato salad
  • Bok choy noodle salad
  • Pumpkin, pine nut & pomegranate salad
  • Fresh cooked prawns

Thursday 11 November 2010

Sunday 10 October 2010

Who said...

Genius is born - not paid.


One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.


This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.


Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.


Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.


Happiness depends upon ourselves.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.


If you're at Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

Further Info:
Good Memes Never Die
Jack Handey Quotes

Tuesday 21 September 2010

New Puppy!

iPhone 4
Time to customise ringtone + SMS tone = 1 hour + #ERR

HTC Legend
Time to customise everything = considerably less

Further Info:

Wednesday 7 July 2010

T-Shirts &/Or Android Apps I'd Like to See

REGION FREE

KDE 4.4 ≠ Gnome 2.3

CONTAINS ACCELEROMETER :)

小皇帝

R.I.P. MIX. BURN.

WE'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT

Try fewer keywords, dude

204 ERROR

PSEUDORANDOM PANDA

Monday 7 June 2010

Who said...

"Who's doing what with huh?"

"Donald where's your trousers?"

"I know what that word means."
"And yet you still won't tell me!"

"Because one egg is un oeuf!"

"It all makes sense, in the comics you know who the arch villain is going to be. He's the exact opposite of the hero! And most time's they're friends like you, and me."

"Oh, we got both kinds, country AND western!"

"An angel doesn't make love. An angel is love."

"It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!"

"Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?"

"Hi, my name's Plenty"

"You just shot at your imaginary friend next to a truck full of 400lbs of nitroglycerine!"

"I'm a mean hm... hm... servant of God."

"No, the towels you can keep."

"I could stand to hear a little more."

"Or the fact that you steal my clothes?"

"Miggs is dead."

"Oh yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school?"

"I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with ME!"

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Sunday 9 May 2010

Windows XP Starter Kit

I can sense another imminent failure of our crappy Dell Inspiron 5150, so I'm setting out a list of software installed on this 'computer' to help with future re-installs:

Alternatively, I may just give up on Microsoft and give Kubuntu 10.04 a try.  Or on the other hand, maybe it's time to put the second child to work.

Further Info:

Thursday 8 April 2010

Saturday 16 January 2010

Who said...

"IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!!"

"Did any of them manage to miss you?"

"That's not strictly true. You still have your teeth."

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid."

"I aim to misbehave."

"Inconceivable!"

"I'm no punk bitch!"

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential."

"Protection from who? Zee Germans?"

"Get away from her you BITCH!"

"Don't even think about it. I'm better off on my own."

"It's not a tumor!"

"He doesn't know about the three seashells!"

"I'm sorry my responses are limited."

"I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go."

"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'huh?'"

"Live every week like it's SHARK WEEK!"