"I didn't kill my wife!"
"What happens to us in the future? Do we become as*holes or something?"
"Gimme da f*ckin' keys you f*ckin' c*cksucker motherf*fucker, lalalalalala!"
"Give me my f*ckin phone call!"
"Hey Malkovich, Think fast!"
"Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
"Hand me the keys you f*cking c*cksucker! What the f*ck?"
"Hand me the keys you c*cksucker!"
"Have you ever tried shawarma?"
"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"
"Hand me the keys you f*cking c*cksucker!"
"And now, a word on nutrition..."
"Jeez, he's f*cked up!"
"You're going to need a bigger boat."