Genius is born - not paid.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
If you're at Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"
Good Memes Never Die
Jack Handey Quotes