"One ping only."
"It's spelled LUXURY YACHT but its pronounced Throat-Warbler Mangrove"
"That was irrational of you. Not to mention unsportsmanlike."
"In China, you'd be dead already."
"What did you do?"
"Knocked out two of his teeth."
"Would you like some champagne?"
"See, you are what you are in this world, that’s either one of two things: Either you're somebody ... or you’re nobody. I'll be right back."
"Tell me, is there any scientific or forensic insight likely to be gained by spying on this woman in the shower?"
"Shanti, we're trying to make sure the woman's clean."
"If they're big and you're little, then you're mobile and they're slow. You're hidden and they're exposed. You fight only the battles you know you can win."
"No, no, no, NO!! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!"
"Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!"
"Get some rest, Pam. You look tired."
"Excuse me, Jack, tell me one thing in life that is absolutely for certain."
"First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck."
"What should I tell your men when they realize you're gone?"
"I'll be back."
"My Pussy Wagon died on me."
"Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fVck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
"No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the sh!t out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something."
"Sorry. I, uh … I ate a lot of sugar today."
"Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?"
"'Fat' seems to be a word people most connected with him. 'Terribly rude' also rang a lot of bells."
"I think my mouth is too big."
"It’s just the right size... for me, that is."