"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss."
"You know I hate that mongoloid voice!"
"After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes."
"Hey! It's me."
"You're a dick."
"Well I might"
"Tortoise? What's that?"
"No. Last season's losers."
"I'll be a lap dog of Satan."
"What do you mean, 'They cut the power'? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!"
"Oh stewardess? I speak jive."
"The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping!"
"Well I figured it out. Death is my gift."
"I'm just gonna talk."
"Whoa. Deja vu."
"If it bleeds. We can kill it."